The Power Of The Lanyard
(I am shopping at a popular punk/pop culture outfitter for some new shirts. I have recently moved onto a nearby college dorm and am wearing a lanyard with my keycard and keys on it that clearly have my school logo on them. I am also wearing a t-shirt referencing a popular rock band and an animated series and have a purple streak dyed in my hair. As I’m stepping out of the dressing room with several shirts, I am approached by two fellow customers.)
Customer #1: “Hi, is it okay if I try these clothes on after I buy them?”
Me: “…what?” *thinking she may be asking the employee nearby*
Customer #1: *looking me in the eye* “Yes, I want to try them on AFTER I purchase them.”
Me: *deer in headlights* “Uh… I guess there’s no harm in that.”
Customer #1: “Excellent, thank you!” *goes to pay*
(Immediately behind her, Customer #2 approaches me, having heard the entirety of our conversation.)
Customer #2: “Do you have dressing rooms?”
Me: “Yes…?” *points to the room I just exited*
(He leaves, and I turn to my friend.)
Me: “They both thought I worked here!”
Friend: *laughing* “Maybe you should apply here!”
(Considering the stupidity of those two customers, maybe I should NOT.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?