The King Of Weird
(It’s close to the end of my shift and the store is near empty. I am so happy to have a customer. I greet the man who walks up with a broad smile and an energetic hello.)
Customer: “Well, hello there, cashier girl.”
Me: “Oh, hello! Did you find everything okay? It’s a beautiful night out, isn’t it?”
Customer: “Yes, but it would be more beautiful if you were in it.”
Me: *weird giggle*
Customer: *puffs out chest and leans on my counter* “You deserve a man that will treat you like a princess.”
Me: *seeing where this is going and needing to avoid it at all costs* “I’d rather be treated as an equal.”
Customer: “So, do you have a man that treats you like the princess you are?”
(I look this man up and down. He is clearly on drugs, about 55 years old, and wearing a cut off shirt and short shorts that do not cover his butt-crack or his legs.)
Me: “Yes, I have a man. And he treats me how I feel I deserve to be treated.”
Customer: “Hmmm, well, yes. But you deserve to be treated like a princess.” *tears the corner of his check I have handed back to him* “Take this. When you need to be pampered like the royalty you are, you can give me a call, sugar.”
(The man walks off with his cart, shaking his butt and singing some random song.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?