The Hitchhikers Guide To Friendship

(I’m visiting a friend to cheer her up after her recent medical diagnosis. She’s coping well with the situation.)

Friend: *shrugs*

Me: *I shrug* “That’s life?”

Friend: “That’s life. ”

Me: “The universe…”

Friend: *laughs* “And everything! ”

Me: “Ugh, why does there have to be everything?”

Friend: “Yeah, why?”

Me: “I mean, we could deal with life and the universe if it only had SOME things…”

Friend: “But why did it have to have EVERYTHING?”

Me: “This is why the dolphins left.”

Together: *starts singing* “So Long And Thanks For All The Fish”