The Crazy Things You Do On Coffee

(I tend to be VERY sarcastic if I’m not careful, and my husband is still not always sure when I am serious or not unless I say so. This conversation happens after telling him that my dad just bought my sister a boat.)

Husband: *annoyed by my dad’s poor financial track record* “Your dad just spends money like a caffeinated five-year-old in a candy store and—”

Me: “Wait… you can caffeinate a five year old? Then set him loose in a candy store? That doesn’t sound smart.”

Husband: “That was just an expression. No, you don’t do that.”

Me: “I know, I know… sorry. Please continue.”

Husband: “Anyway, he just spends money like a caffeinated five year old in a candy store and doesn’t consult with his wife about anything and—”

Me: “Wait, now this caffeinated five year old is married?!”

Husband: “…”

Me: “Sorry, couldn’t help it… Easy target…”