The Butt Of His Own Joke
Outdoors/Outside | Romantic
| August 21, 2012
(My boyfriend and I have just finished watching a parade. We are walking back to the car, and he suddenly pinches my butt.)
Me: “Hey!”
(I bat his hand away.)
Boyfriend: “What?”
(We continue on walking as if nothing happened. About a minute later a truck goes past us.)
Man in the truck: *grinning* “I didn’t see a thing.”
(Both of us crack up laughing, both a little bit embarrassed.)
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
