The Birds And The Bees For Dummies
(I have just come home from kindergarten and am telling my mother about a word I had seen scribbled on the restroom stall.)
Me: “Mama, mama! Someone wrote the D-word on the bathroom wall!”
(Cue a very calm discussion about the anatomy of men and women, including details on where babies come from. After the explanation ends, mom asks:)
Mom: “Now, [My Name], what word did you see on the bathroom wall?”
Me: “I saw the word DUMMY!”
(My mom turned beet red. She had just given her five-year-old her first lesson on the birds and the bees. Up until she passed away, she got a good laugh and always said it made the other “sex” talks way easier.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
