The Age Of Rampage
(I have recently made a friend who has a habit of saying ‘rampage’ after a sentence, be it his or another friend’s, as a joke. This happens when he, another friend, and I go out shopping. This was my first real time hanging out with him.)
Old Friend: “You read a lot of comics and manga. What would you suggest, since [New Friend] wants to start into it.”
Me: “Well, I like [Violent Manga Title]. It has one character who needs to keep a level of nicotine in his system or else he goes crazy and starts a rampage.”
New Friend: *picks up the title without hesitation*
Old Friend: “You said the one thing that got him interested.”
New Friend: “Rampage.”
(He purchases it. We then head to another store for my old friend to find new cell phone accessories, with no luck.)
New Friend: “So, why are you trying to get new accessories before you even have the new phone?”
Old Friend: “Because if I don’t then something will happen to it- like, it will break -and I will either be very sad or go on a rampage.” *looks to the new friend with an expectant look*
Me: *walking behind them* “Rampage.”
Old Friend: *whips around to look at me* “You two have been hanging out TOO MUCH!”
New Friend: “It’s just been today…”
Old Friend: “And THAT’S been too much!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?