The Adventures Of Panda And Horny
(My boyfriend and I are having a shower and things get a little frisky. I still have some eye make up on due to partying the night before.)
Me: *having a sudden epiphany* “I look like a panda, don’t I?” *breaking kiss and pointing to eyes*
Boyfriend: “Yes, you do. But don’t worry. Look! I am a unicorn!” *pointing down*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
