That’s One Way To Get Extra Credit
(We’re rehearsing lines for an event. Since we decided on different funny themes almost everyone has unique lines. Classmates #1 and #2 are playing as students in a school on how to pick up dates.)
Classmate #1: *reads lines and starts laughing hysterically*
Classmate #2: *after looking over [Classmate #1]’s lines* “Dude, you have the best line in the script. Come on, read it.”
Rest Of Class: “Come on, just read it already.”
Classmate #1: “Here goes: If you were homework, I would do you.”
(The class and some teachers that were present laugh for a few minutes. This line has now become a running joke in the entire school.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?