Tear-Inducing Humor
(I am five years old, and am getting a bath.)
Me: “Mom, what does ‘tear-free’ mean?”
Mom: “Well, it means that if it gets into your eyes, it will be gentle.”
Me: “Well, it ain’t so gentle when you got your hands on my head!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?