Some Employees Never Grow Up
(When employees forget their name tags we have temporary tags for them to write their name on and stick them to their shirts. One day I forget my tag, so I grab a temporary one and write ‘Smee’ as my name. I am called to assist an older couple with an issue at a register. After the issue is taken care of the conversation goes as follows:)
Wife: “Smee? What kind of name is that?”
Me: “Oh, it’s an old family name. Goes back many generations.”
Wife: “Really? Is it European?”
Me: “English, actually. It started with a famous relative.”
Wife: “Oh, how famous?
(The husband turns away and suppresses a laugh and smile.)
Me: “Well I had a great, great, great, great, great uncle who sailed with a famous sea captain as his first mate.”
Wife: “Really? What sea captain was that?”
Me: “Oh, you know, Captain Hook!”
(The husband cracks up.)
Wife: “Oh, my. Wait. Who?”
(At this point I got called away to another register. As I left the husband and the cashier were laughing and the wife was asking who Captain Hook is.)