Lesson Number One
(I’m an assistant preschool teacher for two year olds, and while we do actually teach preschool for three and four year olds, the two-year-old program is more of a daycare. We’ve gone outside for recess, and one of the boys who is in the process of being potty-trained suddenly gets the urge to urinate, and pulls his pants down while we are outside. My co-teacher sees this, and doesn’t really know what to say, so she screams the first thing that comes to mind.)
Co-Teacher: “[Little Boy], PUT THAT BACK!”