Gladly No Hot Wind Coming From The Parents

(I teach at a preschool, and I have the kids out on the playground.)

Parent: “Oh, it’s a bit windy out here, isn’t it?”

Me: “Yes, it’s a little windier than I expected it to be, but it’s really not too bad.”

Parent: “Is it always this windy on the playground?”

Me: “Only when it’s a windy day…?”

(Parent, completely satisfied with my answer, picked up her child and left.)