Coffee Clubbed To Death
(There is a certain day of the week where you have to prepare coffee if you open. The coffee is free and it starts out as a small initiative for customer appreciation. Unfortunately, a group a seniors take this out of hand and create the most ungrateful coffee club in existence. First of all, they have a “seating order” for those who come for coffee and if you’re not in the club, you can’t sit with them. Secondly, some people just come to have the coffee, not even work out, and act like they can order around the other patrons who want coffee. Lastly, they complain about the coffee every time, no exaggeration, and it’s free. My last straw with them happens when I take an opening shift on this day for the first time in awhile. I am surprised to find two coffee machines there instead of the one I was familiar with, so I decide on using the bigger one I am used to. I’m not a coffee drinker, but I had no complaints all morning. When they come, I watch them call over my co-worker, who relays this message to me:)
Coworker: “So they’re not happy with the coffee.”
Me: “Oh, what’s wrong with it?”
Coworker: “Well, personally, I think nothing is wrong with it, but they said and I quote ‘did you fill the machine with pool water’?”
Me: “What?”
Coworker: “Yup, they wanted me to tell you that you should use the smaller coffee machine because they gave money to this place specifically so they could buy a new one. The big one is apparently too old and that’s why the smaller one was purchased.”
Me: “Oh, I had no idea; I’ll go apologize.”
(I did just that and they “forgave me,” but wouldn’t stop talking about how they used their money for this new machine and they didn’t like that it wasn’t being used. When my boss came in later, I told her my story in case she received a complaint.)
Me: “…and so I used the bigger coffee machine, not realizing that they had purchased the smaller one and wanted—”
Boss: “Hold up, what? Say that again?”
Me: “Uh, I wasn’t familiar with the smaller one they bought for this place, so I used—”
Boss: “Oh, my god, they told you they bought that?”
Me: “They didn’t?”
Boss: “Absolutely not. That was purchase made through the centre.”
Me: “But they went on about how they bought it specifically for their club.”
Boss: “I’m sure in their eyes they think they did using only their seniors discount on their membership.”
(To make matter worse, I am talked into doing the same shift the next week and, because I wasn’t familiar with the machine, I don’t realize it isn’t brewing coffee until 30 minutes after we open. I fix this issue by the time one of the people from the club come in, so I just warn them to wait a few minutes.)
Me: “Hi there, just a heads up. There were some issues with the machine this morning but there will be fresh coffee for you guys in just five minutes.”
Customer #1: “Oh, okay.”
(A few minutes later, another coffee club member joins her.)
Customer #1: “So, there’s no coffee today.”
Customer #2: “What?”
Me: “No, there is. There was just some technical issues this morning. You just have to wait a few more minutes until it’s brewed.”
Customer #2: “Oh, okay.”
(Customer #3 walks in.)
Customer #2: “Did you hear?”
Customer #1: “There’s no coffee today.”
Customer #3: “What?”
Me: *face palms*
(They did this for EVERY member of the coffee club that walked in, even when they got their coffee. I never took that shift again.)