Don’t Get All Fluster Ducked
(My mom and I are driving to a church where the children’s theatre in town holds camp. My brother is a counselor at the camp, so my mom drives him there every morning. We are now driving there to drop off something.)
Mom: *sigh* “…This underpass is just the worst.”
Me: “Yeah…”
Mom: “It was just as bad this morning! It’s such a… There’s a word to describe it, but I’m not going to say it.”
Me: “Uh, mom, I don’t really care if you swear around me.”
Mom: “Just because you can swear, doesn’t mean you should. Let’s just say the word rhymes with ‘cluster duck.’”