Totally Three From The Truth
(I’m answering a survey about supermarkets.)
Caller: “From 1 to 5, how good is [Supermarket]?
Me: “I don’t know; I’ve never been to one of those.”
Caller: “…sorry, I can’t leave a blank answer.”
Me: “Are you serious? How am I supposed to give you useful information?”
Caller: “You can guess…?”
Me: “Okay, three. That way it’ll affect your results the least.”
Caller: “That’s smart.”
(He keep asking questions and there are A LOT I cannot answer, as not every one of the supermarkets are in my city. I keep answering “I don’t know, so three”.)
Caller: “Well, thank you very much for contributing to this survey.”
Me: “You do know that the results will be full of lies, right?”
Caller: *nervous laughter*