Splitting Hares
(I am moving into my parent’s loft, a small, one-room house above their garage. I am taking my cat, and am coerced into taking the family’s rabbit too, because I am most tolerant of his size and attitude.)
Uncle: “You know, it’s illegal to have a rabbit and cat in the same loft.”
(There is a pause.)
Me: “You’re just saying that because you know I’m moving into a loft with a rabbit and a cat.”
Uncle: “It’s true. They’re afraid they’ll breed and make ‘carabbits’.”
Me: “Assuming that’s possible, both of them are fixed and they hate each-other.”
(My aunt walks in from the other room.)
Uncle: *to my aunt* “Isn’t it true that it’s illegal to have cats and rabbits together in Colorado?”
Aunt: “Yeah, because they’re afraid they’ll breed and make ‘rabcats’.”
Me: “I love you guys.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?