Speaks Asian And American

(I’m Japanese, and I live in a part of town where there aren’t very many other Asians. While I’m browsing in a local bookstore, a random guy approaches me.)

Guy: “Hey, do you speak Asian?”

Me: “…what?”

Guy: “Yeah, do you speak Asian?”

Me: “Um, I feel like I should probably point out the fact that Asian isn’t actually a language.”

Guy: “Oh. Okay.”

(There is a minute-long pause.)

Guy: “So, I’m guessing that’s a no?”