She Is Deathly Serious

(My 4-year-old daughter has only recently realized that all people die, and being a very curious girl, has been asking a lot of questions about why and how people die. I have explained that when people die we bury their body in a cemetery. A few days later, we drive past a cemetery close to our house.)

Daughter: “Mom, is that the landfill where we bury the bodies?”