See One Gay Stereotype You’ve Seen A Mall

(I am a girl. I am hanging out at home with my gay brother and our mom. My brother and I consider ourselves best friends, or sometimes ‘frenemies.’ I happen to really hate shopping.)

Brother: “Hey, we really should go shopping for a prom dress for you tomorrow.”

Me: “Ugh, do we have to?”

Mom: “You know he’s gay when he wants to go shopping more than you do.”

Brother: “If it weren’t for me, you’d be a mess.”

Me: “I know. Every girl needs a gay friend.”

Mom: “That’s why I married your father!”

Dad: *from the kitchen* “I heard that!”