Say Zip About The Zit, Part 2

(My partner lives an hour away, so I only see him on weekends. It’s the day after he left from a weekend visit, and we’re texting.)

Me: “I miss you already. I wish my big and strong man were here.”

Boyfriend: “Aww. I miss you too.”

Me: “Yeah. I have this gigantic zit on my back that really hurts. I can’t reach it, and my roommate is too grossed out by my request for him to pop it for me.”