Related To Sheldon Cooper

(We have two hyper cats, one of which is supposed to be my sister’s, but both animals prefer me.)

Sister: “Here kitty, kitty. Here kitty. Kitty! No, stop chewing that!”

Me: *singing* “Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…”

(Both cats bound up to me and curl in my lap, completely still and purring.)

Me: “Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.”

Sister: “How do you do that?”

Me: “Hey, I figured if it works for Sheldon Cooper, it would work on two cat-nip highs.”

(My sister glares.)

Me: “Bazinga, sucker!”