Razor Blaze
(My dad has had several different medical issues for a while now, so he gets most of his prescriptions right in our mail. My father also tends to grow facial hair pretty quickly, so he’s ordered some grooming items online.)
Dad: *after checking the mail* “Look, [My Name]! I got drugs and razor blades!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?