Putting Down The Ritz

(My mom, my aunt, my sister, my cousin’s two-year-old daughter, and I are headed grocery shopping. The toddler is eating Ritz Bits and offers some to my sister.)

Toddler: *to my sister as she gives her a Ritz* “Mm! Yum!”

Sister: *smiles and puts the cracker in her mouth* “Thank you!”

Toddler: *to me as she tries to shove a Ritz into my mouth* “Yum!”

Me: *pushing it away* “No, thank you. I don’t want one.”

(The little one doesn’t want to take no for an answer so she shoves the cracker down my tank top, straight into my cleavage, then pats my chest.)

Me: “What the—”

Toddler: *smiling* “For later!”

(We all burst into laughter. My aunt has no clue where her granddaughter picked up that idea!)