Prfr Not 2 Spk Languages
Chats & DMs | Related
| February 13, 2013
(My mom’s borrowing my cell phone today. She phones me.)
Mom: “Someone named [name] just texted you. What the h*** is this? ‘Did you like the pain I gave you yesterday?.’”
Me: “Huh, what?”
Mom: “That’s what [name] asked. ‘Did you like the pain?.’ What the h*** were you doing yesterday?”
Me: “Oh! That’s bread in French. He’s asking me if I like the bread.”
Mom: “So, you’re not doing anything naughty right?”
Me: “No we were not!”
Mom: “Do you want me to reply for you?”
Me: “Sure. Write ‘o-n-o’.”
Mom: “What do you mean ‘oh no’?”
Me: “Ono is delicious in Hawaiian.”
Mom: “Ugh. This is worse than you teenagers using chat speak.”
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