Perhaps He Could Google It

(I’m home with my mother and father for Christmas. My father is on the phone with my sister. My mother and father are both notorious for mixing up their children’s names. My name begins with an ‘I.’)

Father: *on the phone* “Sophia just came home.”

Sister: “I’m Sophia.”

Father: “Yes, of course. I mean I… Internet, just came home. No, that’s not her name. What’s her name?”

(I guess I do help him a lot with his computer issues…)