One Man’s Chocolate Is Another Man’s Poison
(My boyfriend and I are walking through a store when he notices a chocolate fountain on display.)
Boyfriend: “Who would actually buy one of these? You can just rent them.”
Me: “Probably someone who entertains a lot.”
Boyfriend: “But if you owned one then your guests would never leave!”
(Another customer has overheard us and butts in.)
Random Creepy Customer: “Poison! If you poison them then they’ll never come back!”
Boyfriend: “… I guess that’s true.”
(At this point, my boyfriend quickly leads me to another aisle.)
Boyfriend: *whispering* “If you ever see that customer again, don’t eat anything she offers you!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?