On The Long Drive To Mordor
Me: “Okay, everyone, time for a restroom break…”
Teen Daughter: “But Mom, I don’t need to.”
Me: “[Teen Daughter], this is a long trip and I don’t want to be stopping every time someone needs to go. If we all go at the same time, our bladders will be synced up.”
Teen Daughter: “Mom, I don’t feel the need!”
Me: “I don’t care. In the words of Gandalf, ‘You shall PISS!'”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
