Not At The Top Of His Game With Prioritizing Skills

(I am hanging out with my boyfriend and his roommate.)

Boyfriend: “Today’s November 5th. You know what that means?”

Me: “Hmm?”

Boyfriend: “That in 4 days, it’s our 4-year anniversary. And in 10 days, it’s Assassin’s Creed!”

Roommate: “Nice save, dude.”

Me: “Yeah, we all know which one you’re more excited about.”