New From Syfy: Zombie-Shark

| Related | March 14, 2015

(My dad is watching TV while I am reading NotAlwaysRelated next to him. I read a story aloud. It is one about women being eaten by sharks (jokingly, of course).)

Dad: “I can relate.”

Me: “Huh?”

Dad: “Every pretty girl I meet gets eaten by sharks!”

Me: “But, mom hasn’t been eaten by sharks… unless she’s a zombie…”

Dad: *in a very grim tone* “We don’t talk about that.”

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