New From Syfy: Zombie-Shark
(My dad is watching TV while I am reading NotAlwaysRelated next to him. I read a story aloud. It is one about women being eaten by sharks (jokingly, of course).)
Dad: “I can relate.”
Me: “Huh?”
Dad: “Every pretty girl I meet gets eaten by sharks!”
Me: “But, mom hasn’t been eaten by sharks… unless she’s a zombie…”
Dad: *in a very grim tone* “We don’t talk about that.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
