My Big Fat Greek Italian

(My boyfriend and I are out to dinner at my favorite Greek place and I’m expressing my love for all things Greek:)

Me: “I think it’s just because I grew up in a Greek neighborhood. The food, the culture, the language – it’s all so amazing.”

Boyfriend: “Well, did you know that I’m part Greek?”

Me: “Oh really? That’s actually pretty cool. What side of your family?”

Boyfriend: “Oh… uh… my mom?”

Me: “Babe, are you just saying that so you seem hotter?”

Boyfriend: “Um… yeah… but I’m Italian. That counts right?”