Must Have A Striking Resemblance
(Our grandmother is visiting. Everyone but her is out on errands, and then she hears me come in.)
Grandma: “[My Mother]?”
Me: “Nope.”
Grandma: “Oh, hi, [Brother].”
Me: “Three strikes and you’re out, Grandma.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?