Mothers Can Talk Turkey About Fathers
(I am about 17. I have two lesbian mothers, and was conceived with the help of a sperm bank. I am out shopping with the mother who carried me.)
Mom: “Hey, [my name], look!”
Me: “What?”
(Mom holds up a turkey baster.)
Mom: “It’s your dad!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?