Moshing Is The Pits
Concert Hall | Friendly
| June 3, 2014
(My friends and I are standing around the mosh pit at a local show. It’s a pretty intense pit, with lots of flailing limbs and shoving.)
Me: “Let’s mosh.”
Friend #1: “No. If I go in there I’m sure something awful will happen to me.”
(At this point a very large bearded fellow stumbles out of the mosh pit, staggers up to my friend, kisses him full on the face, and wanders away.)
Friend #2: “… Did that just really happen?”
Friend #1: “Ew! He used his tongue and he had bad breath and now I have road rash!”
Me: “See? Not moshing does not prevent unpleasant things from happening!”
(Friend #1 moshed after that.)
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