Love Against Lust
(Breaking off from a kiss, my fiancé and I both start to speak at once. I tell him to go first.)
Fiancé: “I love you so much.”
Me: “Well that’s a heck of a lot more romantic than what I was going to say.”
Fiancé: “And what was that?”
Me: “I was going to ask if I’ve told you how unbelievably hot you are.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?