Loud And Unclear
(My girlfriend is on Skype while trying to cook dinner for her family. I’m trying to play a game and it suddenly gets really loud on her end.)
Me: “Ah, f***!”
Girlfriend: “Oh, honey, I’m sorry.”
Me: “Huh? For what?”
Girlfriend: “For it being so loud.”
Me: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I was ignoring you. I just died in-game.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?