Lost Their Pole Positions

(I am learning to drive and practicing with my father. He gives directions and I follow them. He’s decided to take us away from our conventional route. We live in South Wales.)

Me: “Are you sure you know where we are?”

Dad: “Yes, definitely.”

Me: “Okay. As long as you know.”

(We drive along for a bit. We pass a sign.)

Me: “Welcome to Ruthin. Oooh, Ruthin!”

Dad: “Wait. What?”

Me: “We’ve just entered Ruthin apparently.”

Dad: “But that’s in North Wales!”

Me: “… Are you sure you know where we are?”

Dad: “Maybe not…”