Lost In Holy Translation
Me: “Hi! How can I help you?”
Customer: “Hey, do you have The Bible?”
Me: “Yeah, heaps. Let me—”
Customer: “No.” *looking at phone* “I need The Bible by the author… King James!”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Do you have it?”
Me: “Sure…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?