Living In A Post-Utensil Society
(I am at home with both my partners and our dear friend.)
Me: “I’m hungry.”
Partner #1: “You have a spoon on your lap.”
Me: “Spoons aren’t tasty.”
Partner #2: “That’s spoon-racist.”
Me: “Spoon racism doesn’t exist anymore since we had a spoon president. We live in a post-spoon-racist society.”
Partner #1: “That’s your fork-privilege speaking.”
Friend: “We just celebrated spoon-history month.”
Me: “I won’t celebrate spoon history month until we have a fork history month.”
Partner #1: “Let’s talk about sporks.”
Friend: “Why do we always have to bring trans-utensil identity into this?”
Partner #2: “Knife lives matter!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?