License To Bill

(I work in the arcade at luxurious resort. Resort guests can use their room key to get a game card to play the arcade games.)

Customer: “Hi, can I get three cards with $50 on each for my family? And here’s my room key; charge it to the room!”

Me: “Sure, I’ll get that for you right away!”

(I give them the cards and the family walks away excited, when five minutes later…)

Customer: “What the h*** is this!? This d*** card isn’t working; I didn’t pay all this money for a card that doesn’t work!”

(She rants for a few more minutes and then throws the card at my face. I pick it up to show it to her.)

Me: “Ma’am, this is your driver’s license, not the game card.”

Customer: *turns really red, takes the card, and walks away sheepishly*