Liberal With The Truth

(The guy I like has expressed interest in meeting my family. I’m talking it over with my parents.)

Me: “Dad, you need to be nice to him.”

Dad: “I’m always nice!”

Me: “Uh-huh. What about that time when [ex] came to pick me up for a date, and you had Fox News on at full volume in the background?”

(The ex in question was very liberal.)

Dad: “That’s different. That was funny!”