It’s All Greek To Her
(My husband, our eight-year-old daughter, and I are sitting in the living room. Our daughter has balanced a plastic animal on her forehead, and is holding perfectly still.)
Daughter “Look, I’m stoned!”
Me: “You’re stoned?”
Daughter “See, I’ve turned to stone.”
Husband: “So, you’re a stoner?”
Me: “Yup, she’s stoned. Someone hide all the munchies.”
Husband: “Is that why Medusa has snakes for hair? To help her get the all the munchies?”
Me: “Nope, Medusa’s a trip.”
(My husband and I are laughing uncontrollably; our daughter is very confused and thinks her parents are off their rockers.)
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