Let Me Google That For You

Me: “Thanks for calling [store]! How may I direct your call?”

Customer: “Hi, I was wondering when the new season of this TV show is supposed to come out.”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but our system doesn’t allow us to research release dates. I could only tell you if it was being released this month.”

Customer: “Well, could I find out on your website?”

Me: “Well, your best bet would just be to Google it.”

Customer: “Umm… so what should I Google?”

Me: “The name of the TV show, the season, and the words ‘release date.'”

Customer: “Oh my God, thank you! I never would have thought of doing that! I’ll go look it up now. Bye!”