Less Sports, More Illustrated

(My dad is a big sports fan and one day he brings home a ‘Sports Illustrated’ magazine. My sister and I are six and eight at the time.)

Dad: *excitedly* “Hey! I heard there’s a new tournament going on soon!”

Mom: “Oh, really?” *goes over to see*

Sister: “What’s going on?”

Mom: “Your dad is saying something about sports tournament.”

Dad: “Yeah it should be here in this… magazine…”

(He turns the pages and there’s nothing there but practically naked women.)

Dad: “Uh…”

Mom: “What kind of magazine is this?”

Dad: “It’s a sports magazine… I think…”

(He turns more pages.)

Dad: “Where’re all the sports?!”