It’s A Sleepy World After All

(My husband and I are discussing what attractions his wheelchair-using younger brother could do on their upcoming trip to Disneyland. Additionally, my husband has a tendency to twitch when he’s falling asleep.)

Me: “Oh, hey, and there are a whole bunch of shows there that we usually skip to go on more rides. Have you ever seen that show with the electronic Abraham Lincoln?”

(As I’m saying ‘Abraham Lincoln,’ my husband’s body suddenly spasms wildly.)

Me: “Are you okay? Wait… did you just fall asleep while we were talking?”

Husband: *long pause* “You’re so pretty?”