Inconceivable Behavior

(We have just found out my husband can’t have children, and that’s the reason we have been unable to conceive for almost two years. We are at my in-law’s house.)

Me: “So, that’s pretty much it. We won’t be able to conceive without IVF.”

Husband: “Yeah, it’s been pretty painful to find out.”

Mother-In-Law: “Oh, guys. I’m so sorry.”

Father-In-Law: “Well, when I wanted children, I got them right away!”

Me: “…”

Husband: “…”

Mother-In-Law: “…”

Father-In-Law: “What? That’s the truth! Not my fault he can’t even do his man job!”