Incalculably Young
(I babysit my seven-year-old neighbor and I’m sitting with her at the table as she’s doing her math homework, in case she needs help.)
Me: “Wow, [Neighbor], you’re very good at math. Probably even better than me!”
Neighbor: “Then you must be pretty stupid at math because this is for little kids.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?