I’m Not Gay, But My Boyfriends Are, Part 2
Coffee Shop | Romantic
| November 4, 2011
(It’s a Friday. I’m chatting with customers while making their drinks. An attractive woman approaches my bar. Note: I’m a gay male, and few have trouble figuring that out.)
Me: “Doing anything exciting this weekend?”
Attractive woman: *glares* “I’m spending my weekend with my really jealous boyfriend.”
Me: “Oh? I’m spending my weekend with my boyfriend too!”
(She looks confused, then embarrassed, grabs the first drink out, and quickly leaves the store.)
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
