I Got My Twelve-Sided Die And I’m Ready To Roll

(My boyfriend and I are engaged in some pretty heated kissing. I suddenly get this bright idea.)

Me: “Let’s put on some music. I’ve never done it to music.”

Boyfriend: “…All right, then.” *sets phone music player to shuffle and gets back into it*

(A couple of songs play, and just when things are getting really intense, his phone shuffles to ‘D&D’ by Stephen Lynch. Needless to say, we both couldn’t keep going.)