How To Make Pillows Uncomfortable
(My boyfriend likes to say sweet things to me by turning around something that I say. For example, if I say ‘that’s a cute kitten!’, he says, ‘you’re kinda cute’. If I say, ‘the weather is gorgeous!’, he says, ‘you’re gorgeous!’.”)
Me: *picking up a pillow* “Oh! These pillows are so plush!”
Boyfriend: “You’re kinda plush.”
(I stare at my boyfriend, as a remarkable look of horror creeps over his face.)
Boyfriend: “Oh, crap!”
(I bust up laughing.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
