How To Make Pillows Uncomfortable

| Romantic | December 28, 2011

(My boyfriend likes to say sweet things to me by turning around something that I say. For example, if I say ‘that’s a cute kitten!’, he says, ‘you’re kinda cute’. If I say, ‘the weather is gorgeous!’, he says, ‘you’re gorgeous!’.”)

Me: *picking up a pillow* “Oh! These pillows are so plush!”

Boyfriend: “You’re kinda plush.”

(I stare at my boyfriend, as a remarkable look of horror creeps over his face.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, crap!”

(I bust up laughing.)

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